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- BALLER | 01.16.25
BALLER | 01.16.25
8 Animals People Didn’t Think Were Real
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January 16, 2025
8 Animals People Didn’t Think Were Real
When European scientists first saw a platypus, they thought it was a hoax—literally. One even tried to pull off its "duck bill," convinced it was glued on. The platypus is just that weird: it lays eggs, has venom, and looks like a committee of animals that didn’t agree on a final design. It’s the cryptid that wasn’t hiding, just hanging out in Australia being its unapologetically bizarre self.
Sensitive Area Grooming Made Easy 🪒
[Partner] Ever tried tackling sensitive areas with the wrong tool? It’s like using a chainsaw to slice cake—horrifying and probably a little messy. This trimmer, though? It's the VIP of grooming gadgets, making sure your delicate areas feel pampered, not punished. No more "oops" moments—just smooth sailing from here.
What Ketchup Brand Does Disney World Use? 🥫
Turns out, the real magic at Disney World isn’t just in the rides—it’s in the red squeeze bottle at your table. Heinz has earned the honor of being Disney’s go-to ketchup brand. Why? Because when you’re spending $15 on a burger, you deserve the good stuff to dip your fries in. Mickey wouldn’t have it any other way.
Why Airport Screening Isn't as Random as You Think 🕵🏻♂️
Ever been "randomly selected" at airport security? It might not be as random as you'd hoped. Sure, the TSA agent might flash you a smile and say, “It’s just routine,” but let’s be real—your oversized Metallica hoodie and that suspiciously packed carry-on are raising eyebrows. Who knew packing six chargers and an unwrapped sandwich could make you look like an international spy?
The Key To a Hit Rap Song in 2025? Twitch Streamers 🤘🏼
Remember when radio DJs decided what songs became hits? In 2025, it's Twitch streamers. Forget record labels—if your song isn’t synced to a streamer dropping noobs in a battle royale, does it even exist? Rap artists now dream of their track becoming the background anthem to someone screaming, “LET’S GOOOOO!” over a headshot.
The Roundup
The weirdest things doctors found inside people. Some of these might make you skip lunch. Left-behind treasures in hotel rooms are as bizarre as they come. The LeafyPod Smart Planter from CES 2025 is here to roast your plant-care skills. Want to do good in the world with your finances? It’s easier than you think. The best adventure trips for the boys in America. And yes, neckerchiefs are back—it’s time to channel your inner style cowboy.
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