BALLER | 01.31.25

The Most Time Wasting Page on the Internet

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Meet Stimulation Clicker, The Most Time Wasting Page on the Internet

Go ahead, give it a click. Bet ‘ya can’t click just once! Stimulation Clicker is getting all sorts of press, for how addictive, absurd, and time-wasting it is. The work of programmer Neal Agarwal, the page has been described by The Atlantic as “The Worst Page on the Internet”, though we hardly find it that offensive. We knew what we were getting into, and it wasn’t until 300-400 clicks later that we came up for air. See it for yourself. Or not. You have been warned. 

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Do Astronauts Do Laundry in Space

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