BALLER | 12.07.24

Do This to Stop Forgetting Names and Shopping Lists

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💬 How to get Better at Remembering

Meeting new people is great—until you forget their names five seconds after they say them. Next time, try focusing on their name like it’s a winning lottery number. Repeat it back, imagine it written on a neon sign, or relate it to something memorable. “Sarah with the sharp red shoes” is easier to recall than just “Sarah.”

 ⚙️ Detail Your Car Like a Pro

[Partner]Buffing your car and making it shine—it’s oddly therapeutic. Wax on, wax off, and suddenly you’re not just cleaning a car; you’re starring in your own Zen-like montage. Plus, when it’s over, you’ll be so proud of your gleaming ride that you might even consider taking it somewhere other than the drive-thru for once.

💡 Why Soccer Stars Train in the Dark

No lights? No problem. Dark training eliminates the classic “I didn’t see him!” excuse for bad passes. If you can thread a ball in pitch-black conditions, you’re basically a Jedi. Plus, it adds a dramatic flair to practice—think less soccer player, more action hero.

💀 Locations Too Scary to Explore

Every town has that one house. The one with boarded-up windows, an overgrown yard, and a backstory so wild it could fuel a Netflix series. People say you can hear whispers if you stand too close, but honestly, who in their right mind would get that close? If you’re feeling bold (or just ignoring all common sense), go ahead and peek inside. Just don’t blame us when the door slams shut on its own. Here’s 20 locations too damn scary to explore.

🍸 Classic Holiday Drinks to Warm Your Winter

Eggnog is the ultimate holiday wildcard—half the room loves it, and the other half acts like you just offered them battery acid. Whip up a batch, spike it with some rum, and watch as your guests debate whether it’s “creamy perfection” or “a glass of regret.” Either way, it’s a conversation starter—and possibly a friendship ender.

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