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BALLER | 12.10.24
What Neolithic People Ate: 8,000-Year-Old Food Discovered
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We know what is what.
Scientists Discover the Oldest Food Leftovers
Imagine presenting this ancient meal to a modern chef. “It’s a bit earthy,” they’d say, struggling to be polite. “Could use more salt.” While we’ll never know if Neolithic people enjoyed their meals, one thing’s for sure: their leftovers lasted longer than ours ever will. Let’s just hope nobody was serving this at prehistoric dinner parties.
Brilliant Gifts for Gamers🎮
[Partner]Nobody wants another pair of gaming-themed socks or a mug that says “Respawn and Recharge.” Gamers want gear that actually levels up their experience. Think headsets, controllers, or even a chair that doesn’t squeak like it’s losing a boss battle every time they lean back. The real win? Giving them something so good, they forget about all the times you walked in mid-cutscene.
The Fascinating (and Some Surprising) Military Origins of 14 Things You Wear All the Time 👔
Believe it or not, the necktie started as a military accessory. Croatian mercenaries in the 1600s rocked knotted neckerchiefs during battle, which the French thought were so stylish they gave them a fancy name: the cravat. Fast forward a few centuries, and now you’re wearing one to look professional at work. Imagine telling those Croatians their battlefield fashion would one day be used to impress Karen in HR.
Is Coconut Water Actually Hydrating?🧉
Coconut water is often hailed as nature’s sports drink, but is it really that hydrating, or just a clever marketing ploy? Sure, it’s packed with electrolytes, but unless you’ve just run a marathon or danced your heart out at a wedding, you probably don’t need all that potassium. For most of us, it’s less about hydration and more about pretending we’re on a tropical beach while sitting on the couch.
🎶 Unwrapping Your True Musical Taste
Ever feel like Spotify knows you better than your friends? One day you’re enjoying your usual playlist, and the next, it’s recommending a bizarre mix of polka and death metal because of that one weird track you played at a party. It’s like the algorithm’s playing matchmaker, but for songs you’d never introduce to your parents. Suddenly, your musical identity is a mess, and you’re questioning all your life choices.
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