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BALLER | 12.11.24
21 Things You Won’t Believe You Can Die From
21 Surprising Ways You Could Actually Die ☠️
In the 1970s, a man in England laughed so hard at a TV sketch that he had a heart attack and died. Imagine explaining that to Saint Peter at the pearly gates: “How did you get here?” “The Goodies killed me.” If that’s not the ultimate way to go out with a bang, we don’t know what is.
5 New iPhone Features to Try This Month 📱
iOS 18.2 lets you ditch Apple’s default apps for calling, messaging, and more. Sick of Safari? Dump it. Mail app making you mad? Swap it out. Finally, your iPhone can feel like your iPhone. Just don’t spend three hours picking a new keyboard app only to realize you don’t even text that much.
How to Finally Get a Good Night’s Sleep While Traveling
There’s something about sleeping in a strange bed that instantly makes your body rebel. Too soft, too hard, or just wrong—it’s never the same as your beloved mattress back home. The trick? Bribe yourself into submission with snacks, a good book, and the promise that this temporary betrayal will soon be over. Or, accept defeat and prepare to toss and turn while questioning why you ever left home.
Is Honey and Salt the New Workout Hack?🍯
While honey and salt do pack some benefits, it’s worth asking yourself: are you ready to explain this to your gym buddies? “Oh, this? Just my pre-workout honey shot.” You’ll either be praised for your forward-thinking approach or become the target of endless teasing. Either way, you’ll get attention—which sometime is half the reason we go to the gym anyway.
The 5 Worst Oscar-Winning Performances 😵💫
Gary Oldman winning for Darkest Hour was like handing out an Oscar for wearing a fat suit and growling. Sure, he played Winston Churchill, but let’s not pretend it was groundbreaking. Meanwhile, Daniel Kaluuya in Get Out was redefining acting, but the Academy thought, “Nah, let’s go with the guy in the prosthetics.” Oldman’s Churchill felt like a history lesson you can snooze through, not an Oscar-worthy performance.
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I was going to try an all almond diet, but that's just nuts.