BALLER | 12.13.24

31 of the Worst Things People Did to Get Revenge

31 Outrageous Acts of Revenge You Won’t Believe 😈

If you thought revenge was a dish best served cold, think again. One Redditor went for a... less traditional method. After a week of fermenting a certain "special ingredient" in a bag, they crushed it into powder and stuffed it into their victim’s cigarettes. The result? A disgusting puff and an instant gag reflex while driving. Never underestimate someone with both time and creativity on their hands.

This Sleek Knife Packs Premium Features 🔪

This blade strikes us as a minimalist marvel that practically announces, “I’ve got taste, and I’m ready to slice.” With its sleek design, it looks more like something you’d find on display in an art gallery than tucked away in your kitchen drawer.

Don’t let the clean, understated design fool you—this knife isn’t just for show. It’s sharp enough to handle any task, from chopping vegetables to carving through the layers of your existential dread.

17 Affordable Style Upgrades Under $50 👌

Who says you need a fortune to look like a million bucks? Sometimes, all it takes is a well-placed accessory or a shirt that actually fits. A $15 belt that screams “designer” (but whispers “on sale”) can elevate your entire outfit. And those $10 socks? They’re a statement. Who knew looking stylish could cost less than lunch?

How To Increase Your Testosterone Levels 📈

Testosterone, your body's own hype-man for muscles, deep voices, and an inexplicable urge to watch football. A healthy amount regulates sex drive and plays a vital role in sperm production. Too much and you end up arguing with a vending machine about why it won't give you your snack. Here’s what the average man needs to know about testosterone, according to Dr. Timothy Woodman, medical director of Bupa UK.

Why Are Movies Losing Their Color? 🎞️

Back in the golden age of cinema, every frame looked like it belonged in an art gallery. Now, even musicals like Wicked struggle to match the visual magic of The Wizard of Oz. Maybe it’s the rise of digital cameras, or maybe Hollywood just lost its colorful mojo. Either way, the transition from Technicolor dreams to digital drabness feels like trading a rainbow for a puddle.

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