The Wild Confessions of an Ex-Undercover Cop

Code Names Gone Wrong

We delve into the fascinating and perilous journey of an officer who crafted a deceptive 'legend' to infiltrate crime gangs from the ground up. Uncover the gritty details of undercover life, from thwarting terror plots to engaging in criminal activities, all while navigating the treacherous waters of corruption. 

How To Sleep When You’re A Perfectionist

Overthinking Your Dreams

Even in sleep, perfectionists can’t turn off their inner critic. You wake up from a dream about winning a marathon and immediately fixate on how you forgot to tie your shoelaces properly. Or worse, you dream about presenting a project at work, and your subconscious botched the PowerPoint slides. Who needs sleep when you can mentally workshop your dream-life flaws instead?

Why Homemade Garlic Bread Falls Short of Restaurant-Level 🍞

The Oven Betrayal

Your oven, bless its heart, doesn’t know the difference between “golden crisp” and “charred hockey puck.” Meanwhile, restaurants have ovens with settings like “garlic bread nirvana.” You’re stuck squinting through the glass, praying it’s not burning, while they’re busy serving perfectly toasted slices that taste like a warm hug.

The Most Fun City in the U.S.

The Hangover Capital

This city isn’t called the Entertainment Capital of the World for nothing—it’s where fun comes with a side of amnesia. One minute you’re confidently trying your luck at the craps table, and the next, you’re Googling “how to return a 6-foot inflatable flamingo.” Rest assured, though—whatever happens here stays here, unless it ends up on your friend’s Instagram story.

Are You Missing These Key Nutrients? 5 Billion People Are

The Global Snack Crisis

It’s not that we don’t want to eat healthy—it’s just that chips and cookies don’t judge us the way chia seeds do. But with billions missing out on critical vitamins, maybe it’s time to rethink our snack game. Imagine a world where potato chips come fortified with magnesium. Until then, we’ll just keep pretending a handful of gummy vitamins is a “balanced breakfast.”

@roiegalitz | Svalbard and Jan Mayen

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