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When Commercials Ruined the Product

Ads You Love to Hate

Some commercials aren’t just bad, they’re legendary for it. From bears celebrating clean heinies to Johnny Depp burying jewelry in the desert, these ads are proof that even millions in marketing can’t save a terrible concept. Join us as we cringe-read the worst of the worst.

The Samsung Galaxy Buds 3 Pro

Battery Life That Won’t Quit

Do you know what’s worse than your phone dying mid-scroll? Your earbuds dying mid-song. But with Galaxy Buds 3 Pro, you can vibe for hours without the dreaded “low battery” beep. Plus, the fast charge feature is there to save the day—because who has time to wait for their earbuds to juice up in this economy?

Santa Claus Was Actually A Psychedelic Mushroom

From Mushrooms to Mall Santas

While today’s Santa sticks to milk and cookies, the idea that his roots lie in psychedelic adventures gives new meaning to his “Ho Ho Ho.” And the chimney thing? Some say it mimics shamans entering yurts through the smoke hole to deliver their fungal gifts. It’s a story so wild it makes you question everything about holiday traditions. Well, at least it might explain the candy canes.

How Cold Weather May Help You Catch a Cold

Sweaters Won’t Save You

Think bundling up will protect you? Viruses aren’t intimidated by your chunky knitwear. Wearing a scarf might help you avoid frostbite, but it won’t stop that sneezy coworker from turning the office into a germ-sharing buffet. The real enemy isn’t the cold—it’s the microscopic freeloaders loving every minute of it.

10 U.S. Cities With the Best Public Transportation

The Commuter’s Paradise

Public transportation in the U.S. might get a bad rap, but these ten cities are proof that not all commutes have to involve rage-inducing delays or mystery smells. From New York’s iconic subway to Seattle’s ferry system that makes even the daily grind scenic, these cities have figured out how to get people where they need to go in style.

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